Synapses Firing

love-alheli:

hatingongodot:

Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

(via creekfiend)

tragicfaggots:

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

(via sunarntarou)

assassinationtipsforladies:

charlesoberonn:

Art by u/reachling

Incidentally, “my friend is a municipal arborist” sounds like a line from Piano Man

My friend was a municipal arborist

Who loved to fuck with the rich

So he gave them a fine, and he made it sublime,

I said friend, you’re a spicy old bitch

Yah da da da da

(via cwnerd12)

erabu-san:

Subject 2 and Albedo

an-aura-about-you:

seasonallydefective:

guccifloralsuits:

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

(via bamfcoyotetango)

c-53:

c-53:

Chronic neuron misfire at work where a customer asked what my specialty was, like, what my favorite drink is ig, and I said “wasp cup” and we stared at eachother for a second and I decided to double down for some fucking reason and said “you bring the wasp I bring the cup” and she was just like “ok can I have an iced white mocha” without any emotion it was like two neural nets interacting

Before this gets out of my circle. Wasp cup is my specialty btw.

(via ewokpillowtalk)